Unicorn

A horse with birth defects

“Is that a unicorn?”
“No it's a horse with birth defects”

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Unicorn

A unicorn is a mythical, horse like creature. A unicorn has a horn on it's forehead and typically a long, flowing mane.

Unicorns are often symbolized for their majesticness and beauty.

by Techno Blaze April 27, 2015

unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman to be the third in a three person relationship.

Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?

by milkypudding April 12, 2014

Unicorn Queef

A vaginal fart after your done doing it from behind while consuming shrooms.

God she ate so many shrooms while I was giving it to her from behind that she did a unicorn queef.

by The Ass Man 9999 August 27, 2010

unicorn punk

A style of dress that adopts the iconoclastic auti-authoritism of punk but instead of transgressing social norms by dressing in red and black, dresses ostentatiously flamboyant---often with lots of colors, rainbows, or overall absurdity.

It's easy to know someone is telling you how it is when they dress in unicorn punk.

by romanpoet November 6, 2017

oral unicorn

A man who derives total pleasure and happiness from providing oral to orgasm for his partner without the need for reciprocation or intercourse.

My Oral Unicorn is soooo much better than dildos, vibrators or masturbation.

by Zen Unicorn May 22, 2016

charlie the unicorn 2

Charile the Unicorn is the sequal to Charlie the Unicorn, a popular video. In this one, the annoying blue and pink come back pretending to be deep sea divers while floating in the air. They are then sucked into a vortex that opens on Charlie's back. They come back soon after with an amulet around the blue one's neck. After persuasion, they go on a search to find the Banana King and return the amulet. On the way there they find a giant Z and the blue and pink unicorns start speaking spanish. They reach the kingdom of the banana king where a green seal-like creature wearing a Santa-Claus hat, beard and red lips who begins singing "Put a Banana in your ear!" Afterwards it explodes, just like the letters in the original. Charlie even comments, "Of course it burst into flames." It is then found that Charlie is the Banana King. He goes back home to find that he has been robbed again. The vortex opens again on Charlies back, and the blue unicorn makes a funny noise then leaves.

"Look over there! Its a Coral reef!"
"Oh no! Here comes a school of Fugu fish!"
"There's no stopping the vortex, Charlie"
"Charlie! I have the amulet! The amulet Charlie! The magical amulet! Spirals, Spirals! The amulettttt.....!!!"
"Put a banana in your ear!"
"You are the Banana King!"
Charlie the Unicorn 2

by SilverFoxTheKit April 30, 2008