Uncumfortable

When you are unable to cum, usually because of some thing or person

"Damn bro those clothes are makin me uncumfortable, you should take them off."

by ArezOrthodox March 19, 2023

UniCame

When you cum in the shape of a unibrow on your partner

The other day i was having sex with my wife and when i was ready i ejaculate i did so in the shape of a unibrow on her and then I said that i unicame

by Silvver June 13, 2023

unicame

The action of cumming on a man's or woman's unibrow.

Last night I gave Becky a unicame

by ShinigamiDio June 13, 2023

Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."

Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."

by -sonic December 13, 2010

unibummer

A person who is always negative. They always find a way to bring everyone down. Synonym: "depressomatic", "cloud-boy/girl"

Frank has a cloud over his head all the time; he's a real unibummer.
Hey, we're having too much fun here; let's call Frank. We need a depressomatic.

by allen anderson May 28, 2006

Unocumboy

When your playing uno with your sister and her foot makes you cum in your pants ornon her foot.

Step bro: step sis you made me unocumboy

Step sis: I'm sorry step bro ( ;
Step bro: I DIDN'T SAY STOP!!

by Step bro (; February 4, 2019

unicuntry

A combination of "universe" and "cuntry" (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is 'fucking with' them, or, in other words, being cunty. Similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unicuntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one's life is not going as one would like.

What did I do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unicuntry?

My boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died...the unicuntry is clearly at it again.

by nonmerci April 15, 2009