unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

unfuck yourself by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006

Unfuck my face 

Putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face.

I had to unfuck my face this morning before going in to work.

Unfuck my face by rapidexchange November 26, 2015

unfuck boy 

A guy who genuinely likes and cares about a girl but refuses to hang out with her or fuck her, usually stemming from insecurity or self-esteem issues. They show enough interest to make the girl aware of their feelings but never follows through.

Opposite of a fuck boy.

Girl 1: Are you going out with Casey this weekend?
Girl 2: No, he's an unfuck boy

unfuck boy by FammBamm August 21, 2019

Unfuck your brain 

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

Unfuck your brain by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

unfuck you 

A worse insult than "Fuck you." The previous implies that at least you'll get some. "Unfuck you" is a curse designed to ensure you don't get any at all.

Boss: You're fired
You: Yeah? Well Unfuck you asshole!

unfuck you by Blooddraken August 17, 2011

unfuck up 

The desire to unfuck a mistake or misunderstanding

Man, I wish I could unfuck up what happened at work yesterday.

unfuck up by musicman1125 February 16, 2015

unfuck it 

Fixing something that has been fucked up by a stupid mistake.

hey Jonny, you misspelt every word in your reports. I’ll unfuck it for you.

unfuck it by El Wappo. June 9, 2019