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unfortunate face

A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right
That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face
by Lop lop March 8, 2010
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unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.
We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.
by Stumblers August 10, 2016
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Unforsequins

Tacky clothing decoration (i.e. sequins, beads) that goes unseen when the apparel is hanging between other items on the rack, causing anguish when a customer removes the item from the rack and discovers the ruination of an otherwise purchasable textile.
I thought I had found the perfect blouse, but I pulled it off the rack only to discover that unforsequins covered it in a sash-like spray from shoulder to waist. There was no way I could buy it.
by Jenszi August 18, 2011
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unfortunate fold

the fold you get when wearing chakie or cargo shorts while sitting, that makes it appear as if you have an erection
i was watching blues clues yesterday and my mom saw my unfortunate fold, so now she thinks im a freak
by benson 122333 August 4, 2009
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unforscenery

The landscape you "find" yourself looking at when you discover that:

A) The GPS/NAV computer in your rental car tells you to take a turn off that results in your being somewhere other than your intended/desired destination.

B) Your shotgun riding, "navigator" mis-reads the road map, gives you bad directions, and you're LOST.

C) You've incorrectly copied down an address and you're just plain... LOST.

D) All of the above.
"Although I took a wrong turn, got lost, I'm 2 hrs. late and almost outta gas, I saw some pretty nice "unforscenery".
by Lovepirate December 4, 2010
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Unfortunality

Defines a series of super frustrating unfortunate events in a more efficient way in conversation.

Its basically where nothing going right at all but you want to sound a little more positive in describing it to your friends.
"My whole weekend was one big unfortunality." or "His/her whole personality is more like an unfortunality." See {unfortunate}
by Goodeuseofwords May 28, 2016
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Unfortnitely

When something has a severe lack of Fortnite.
Jake: Yo, I just got done beating my meat.
Dylan: Damn bro, that was quite unfortnitely of you.
Adachi: i am adachi
by Ashton91021 July 18, 2020
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