unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

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by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005

Cyclically Unemployed

A girl who has not had a man in her life in a long time or ever. She is ready for a man. Her mind is always thinking about where she can find a man. She is in search for a dating life and is open to a lot of guys. She may perceive herself as being of low value.

Christina is cyclically unemployed due to her willingness to put up with John’s low value behaviors. She is still showing dedication to him despite the normally unattractive behaviors.

by faidel207 April 15, 2020

gainfully unemployed

One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.

"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "

by Gonk September 28, 2005