Uhmerica

Uhmerica is a game played by only the most patriotic of Americans.

It involves somebody (usually a homosexual) who stands on a hill. He then proceeds to throw an orange nerf football straight into the air at the ground below. At the ground below, usually stands 2 or more very attractive kids (one must have either glasses or live in California). You are awarded points by the homo on the hill depending on how nice the catch was, or if you made a nice block.

1 Point - Standard catch
2 Points - Running catch or block
3 Points - Running and diving catch or a deflection off of a tree branch
4 Points - Injury involved catch
5 Points - Fastly thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
6 Points - Faster thrown catch, aimed directly at your head and/or balls
7 Points - Extremely fast thrown catch, aimed directly at your balls
You can lose points aswell as earn them. If you give one of the players trying to catch the ball, "The Buisness" you are deducted 1 point. "The Buisness" is when you are rough housing with another player, pushing, shoving, verbal abuse, or slapping of the buttocks.

George: "Hey are you gonna watch the hockey game tonight?"

Lawrence: "Hell no man, Uhmerica is being shown on CBC, I'm hella watching that"

George: "What's Uhmerica?"

Lawrence: "Oh beans I forgot your from Germany, sorry you wouldn't know Adolf"

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.

The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.

by mistahroga November 3, 2018

ulterego

1. the enduring and conscious element that is far beyond

2. the part of the mind, conscious and the unconscious and subconscious. Its responsible for reality beyond testing and a sense of personal identity yet to be known.

As I looked at his paintings, I could start to understand his ulterego.

by Ulterego_Mense_watis.art October 31, 2020

ulcer

A hole in the stomach caused by excessive partying with scooby whilst at 'the office.'

The fat kid can't understand why he has an ulcer after spending $5k per week partying.

by baconjive March 20, 2006

Bleeding Ulser

A bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. witch they get from too much "Stress" It hurts badly. Also You can throw up "blood" and You can die from it.

Bleeding ulser is a whole in a persons stomach. some times it can be a small one. and it bleeds slowly or fast.

by Megan Fighterstar September 26, 2006

unmercibly

Possibly 'unmercifully' or 'mercilessly' -- that is -- without pity. Said of something or someone who will continue to attack until death, and if it isn't their own death, even <i>that</i> may not stop them.
Personally, I think the Zombieslayer made more of a typo than a new word, but he hasn't copped to it, so ya never know.

We unmercibly attacked the intruders.

Google said: "Did you mean: unmercifully"?

by Exetafus (Culled From the Grave) September 1, 2005

ulcer

Something that happens when skin starts to deteriorate on the body. IT HURTS, AND THEY SHOULD BURN, THEN BE BURIED, THEN GO BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM. which i hope is not inside my mouth or stomach or whatever. they suck.

I got an ulcer. fml.

by IWAZHERE February 20, 2011