uno

pat ogrady a kid in oceanside new york who lives on mout ave. ( beacause he had sugurey on hs balls and the doctor cut his left nut off.

he got kicked in the balls by a kid in fourth grade.

by joe polchinski March 23, 2005

Uno

A game specially made for retarded and drunk people who are desperate to be social but don’t want to make an effort. The game basically requires you to use 2% of your brain cells and is therefore based on pure luck

“ Feras wanna play uno?”
- No i’m gonna go find some new friends, enjoy

by whatupdocc February 2, 2023

Unoing

When you draw a game out to an unnecessary amount of time.

Jeremy, you are unoing this game!

by EverlastingLace April 14, 2020

uno

An activity that regularly occurs within the walls of Washoe Couty Jail (Par). Though, the lucky people who have never been confined to Par, we can only assume it's sodomy on a mass scale.

Josh- Yeah, jail wasn't so bad. My roomate and I played Uno all day long.

Charlie- Um, that's um, disturbing, I hope I never get sent to Par and play fuckin' uno all day.

Josh- It's not as bad as it sound once you take it long enough.

by Sir Charles of Reno August 3, 2007

Uno

The ending of a conversation. The spanish version of one.

Yo, im out. Uno.

by DB son May 5, 2009

uno

a term used for sex when one ore more partners are screaming loud enough for neighbors to hear

man i played uno last night and it was the best ever

by mr black cat September 20, 2009

uno

anything you want

my house is uno. my car is uno. my dog is uno. my uno is uno uno uno.

by kitty-meow June 28, 2009