Uncle

A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".

Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?

Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.

Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.

by Timmy6272 February 18, 2019

Uncle

Your mother or fathers brother

They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!

What are you doing stepbro!!

Uncle

by Step broooo September 15, 2019

uncle

-verb to uncle (used with object)
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".

Raul plans to uncle boys at the YMCA.

by jakob23 June 3, 2011

uncle will

When you roast somebody so hard, the people nearby go "oof" and start shaking.

"ouch, you totally Uncle Will'd him".

by Big BBQ Bill February 11, 2018

Uncle

The family member most likely to show up and rape you

Uncle: Come here little Billy I’ve got something to show you, it’s nice and big...

by 1237_ March 5, 2019

Uncle

A term creted in North battleford used to normally describe someone you emmulate, or admire. It normally Refers to someone of cree decent.

"Hey UNCLE, did you see the game last night?"

by Mike The Mediine Man September 4, 2009

Uncle

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"

by gosyd12345 August 2, 2021