UNCLE

The guy that beats me with his pink rubbery sticks every night

oh fuck UNCLE stop its hurting now

by child hood obesity June 10, 2020

Uncle

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"

by gosyd12345 August 2, 2021

Uncle

A JoJo’s fan who will skip part 4, and when you ask him why, he will say “Discord, more like pisscord!” He will then leave the room and watch despicable me 3.

-Celebrity guest chef, Bobby Flay

-That’s my uncle

by JuicyGooseyMan November 30, 2021

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Uncle

Someone who has pulled down your pants in the family washroom.

Uncle Barry has sent you a message: 👙 See you at my place at 11 PM. Don't worry about age difference. 😘

by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 4, 2019

Uncle

to be a sugar daddy. to be really old and have fine nieces or mistresses. usually used with mafioso or wall street guys who hang with their nieces at night clubs and high end resturants

damn that old ass uncles is with more girls then i can name

by PISAN December 5, 2004

uncle

Uncle is anything and everything...It can be a good thing or a bad thing...It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing...

I'm so uncle...I was at the uncle the whole day with uncle...We had such an uncle time..

translation: I'm so tired...I was at the concer the whole day with Anderson...We had such a great time...

by violet May 23, 2004