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tyre fitter 

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.
What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"
tyre fitter by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023
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spare tyre friend 

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend

Spare Tyre 

When you have that extra bit hanging over your belt....another word for muffin top.
Marie: I like them jeans on her.

Emma: eww no look at the spare tyre hanging over the top in all its mushy greatness.

Marie: yeah you're right they'd look so much better on me hohoho!
Spare Tyre by The Hippy Hippy shake November 11, 2007

fanny tyre 

The roll of fat which hangs in front of the crotch, usually seen tucked into trousers/pants.
Look at the fanny tyre on her!!
fanny tyre by LaserNinja1 September 29, 2019

Flat tyre 

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)

Spare Tyre 

the definition of spare tyre - when the female or male uses the female or male when either are feeling down. ( for example, when the tyres flat on a vehicle, you only use it when you need to ).

or - the person uses one another when he or she only needs or wants something
she's treating me like a spare tyre
Spare Tyre by eshay1na April 16, 2011