twazzle life

A group of friends who gets saucy together

Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze

by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

amish twizzler

Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.

AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up

Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.

by CharlieMillionz November 18, 2015

twizzler

the act of crossing the index and middle fingers and inserting them into a woman's vagina with a deep thrust.

she never called me back after i gave her the twizzler last week.

by erik October 7, 2003

Chinese Twizzler

When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer

Shaquita said that the Chinese Twizzler was yummy last night.

by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010

Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008

Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.

Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!

by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011

twuzzlesnudger

A person who quickly slips into a recently vacated seat, particularly on a train

I really needed to sit down on the train but I was mugged off by a twuzzlesnudger, I was twuzzle-snudged.

by The Muesli Camel April 21, 2018