CharlieMillionz's definitions

amish twizzler

Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.

AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up

Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.

by CharlieMillionz November 18, 2015