Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.
AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up
AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up
Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.
by CharlieMillionz October 02, 2015