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twoper

A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears
Hey, check out the hot chick. Shes probably a twoper!
by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009
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TOSERS

TOSERS is an acronym for the Terms Of use Enorcement Response Squad, a fictional faction from the gaming machinima series, Arby n the Chief , this faction is designed to uphold the Microsoft terms of usage policy by dealing out a different degree of punishment in accordance to the severity of the breach of the terms of use.
The TOSERS have their own ranking system, with greater equipment and priveliges being granted as one increases in rank, this system is as follows:
Level -1 (limited weapons and equipnent, and no authority, in addition, they must be accompanied by a lv 0 or above supervisor)
Level 0 (access to basic weapons and can ban temporarily to a maximum of three days)
Level 1 (access to most weapons, power to ban permanently)
Level 2 (access to all weapons, assigned to hacking division, full priveliges)
Level 3 (command structure, full control of TOSERS organisation)
(All TOSERS below lv2 are assigned to moderation duties in matchmade games)

The idea of a moderator occupying every game in progress disgusts some, who see it as an infringement on their gaming freedom, which has, in some cases, provoked action against the gaming community, one such group is the hackers , Chaos Theosis
"freeze, TOSERS get down on the f*cking ground"- Master chief
"look at those TOSERS, they think that they are gods"-anonnymous
"The TOSERS are here to serve"- anonnymous
"the TOSERS have far too much power"- anonnymous
"we are the TOSERS, and we are here for you"- LV 0 TOSER
by StupidTheron September 3, 2011
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TWoPer

A fan who takes part in the forums in the "Television Without Pity" website.
If you're not a fellow TWoPer, you probably won't recognize my Tyra reference.
by SharleneSanFrancisco October 31, 2007
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Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
by superrandomperson March 1, 2011
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twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
by denim420 January 13, 2010
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Toser

A complete loser, a term for one of poor intellect or social awareness who often does stupid shit.
Courtney threw a stone at the ground and missed.

"you toser!" said Oliver
by lolzc@ts123 September 9, 2014
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Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.
Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.
by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005
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