Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013

Twootsieroll

The most gorgeous and kindest person in the world

Twootsieroll, OurLittleSecret likes you a lot

by Dababy694206969 May 24, 2021

thaap thoops

fucked (based on the sounds of the man and womans thighs slapping together)

He thaap thoops a hot chick last night.

by 1234567890jim June 23, 2009

bring the troops home

To get laid.

Normally spoken about a recent event, such as last night or this morning. Also denotes a certain level of glory, and should be celebrated by every comrade present.

If this exclamation sparks a political discussion, you've done something wrong. Or you have lame friends.

Jem: Hey Charlie, that girl you were with last night... did you bring the troops home?

Charlie: Mission accomplished, Jem. I fuckin' brought the troops home.

*Charlie and Jem fist bump*

by pantsalone March 11, 2012

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Twoop

To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.

Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.

by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013

support the troops

A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.

You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?

by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006