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two week rule

If you've been putting some task off for at least two weeks, then you can completely blow it off, because you've proven that it's possible to live without the completion of said task.
You've been meaning to investigate that funny noise your car engine makes in the morning, but after two weeks, there has still been no fiery explosion, so the two week rule applies, and you're safe to forget about it.
by legocreations February 8, 2010
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Two Week Peak

When a person moons another while they are prairie dogging. The reason why is it is sticking out which means there are only two more weeks of winter. It is a Groundhog, but close enough.
"When we pass this bus, pull a two week peak"
by DZC May 20, 2008
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Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021
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Two Week Rule

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011
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Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks
Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”
by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018
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Two Weeker

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.
Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.
by II Duce May 31, 2010
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The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.
I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings
by anonymousjack July 4, 2016
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