An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
by Two's On That Name November 24, 2006
When you are looking things up and any two letters can be searched and you could get a definition.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
by Swago1200 January 16, 2019
Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010
He fingered her with two fingers.
by meg December 13, 2003
The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the two-two. Also known as {tutu}, or 2-2, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.
"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool} and you can put your mouth on my two-two!"
"Okay little Sally, remember - when you take a bath, be sure to wash your two-two."
"Okay little Sally, remember - when you take a bath, be sure to wash your two-two."
by Shae D October 20, 2006