Twitterbitionist

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists

Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists

by PJNlover May 21, 2021

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"

by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025

Twitterpanions

Twitter + companion = Twitterpanions. People that you communicate with primarily via Twitter. They can be your followers, people you follow, etc.

Sandy and I are really good twitterpanions. I only see her every couple months, but we respond to each other's tweets every day!

by Super Mustard May 12, 2009

Twisturbation

Posting something on Twitter in an effort (conscious or otherwise) to stroke one's own ego, i.e. what nearly every single Twitter user is doing nearly every single time they post something on Twitter. The post itself can be of either a positive or negative nature; the only aspect of import is its lack of useful content, much like actual masturbation.

If you glance, even once, at Snooki's Twitter feed, you have enabled a Twisturbation addict.

Kanye West routinely engages in Twisturbation, showering the masses with his nonsense.

by TheShaz January 6, 2012

Twittervasion

An invasion of twitter by agenda pushing fake accounts. Usually sponsored by an national intelligence agency or political apparat. Is usually part of a larger agitprop or astroturfing campaign aimed at making a certain agenda or choice appear to have a large public support base. The accounts used in the Twittervasion can be real persons provocations or bots.

The SVR-RF appears to be launching a Twittervasion to support Russian bombing of Aleppo.

by MaverickIndian January 30, 2017