testitis

any area of skin on ones body lacking testicles

you appear to have an extreme case of testitis on your face

by dr. ivannatinkle December 3, 2010

tweetiction

When some one is addicted to tweeting and or following people on Twitter.

Mike: You need to get off twitter bro.
John: Its not my fault I have a tweetiction.

by EndlessSurfer93 April 12, 2011

testitis

"test-eye-tiss"
when you have a test so you fake sick and miss the day

Teacher: "where's jack"
Student: "oh, he's sick"
Student 2: "yeah, he's got testitis"

by RickJustice February 27, 2019

tweeties

Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang

"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

twatitis

The inflammation of the upper twat lips resulting in the twat appearing to be smiling.

-Yo....my I hooked up w a girl.last night who had a smiling vagina bro. It was insane.

-dude, shes got twatitis man. You better get checked.

by Bid Daddy Ding Dong March 4, 2021

Twerkitism

A culture of twerking. Your whole life is based solely on twerking and you have no friends and you are benched. When one is addicted to shaking their but and won't stop, even imagines objects having buts and watches videos of objects and humans twerking. Dreams and nightmares are on twerking only.

MAN: OMG SHE HAS TWERKITISM!!!
WOMAN: DAMNNN THATS TUFF SHE CANT STOP SHAKING THAT HOT BUTT!!!
MAN: *SLAPS BUT*

WOMAN: WHY DID U SLAP HER BUT U NEVER SLAP MINE!!!! *DIVORCES*
END

by ilikehotpeople September 22, 2021

twerkitism

A culture where people are so addicted to twerking

Man:I love to tweet so I'll join the twerkitism culture

by A culture September 27, 2021