tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

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tweeted

When someone pooped them self in their underware with out going to the toilet.

Johnny tweeted him self on the bus.

by Mojo82 July 14, 2009

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Twitcred

n. The reputation one gets on Twitter not from the number of your followers, but their reputation and/or celebrity.

Dave: "Dude, you've only got like 10 followers on Twitter"

Jack: "Yeah, but they're Los Lobos, Bill Clinton, Lady Gaga, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates."

Dave: "Whoa, that's some serious Twitcred. I'm going to follow you."

by bobthetomato28 August 31, 2010

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Tweetrehab

A place you go to get treatment for tweeting. Often times warning signs are sleeping with a cellphone, hand and finger cramping, tweetbenders followed bytweethangovers.

I think he needs tweetrehab before it's to late. It will break my heart if I have to pry that cellphone from his cold dead hand.

by ebabe February 10, 2010

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Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.

I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!

by BrainStormer June 18, 2009

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