treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008

Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.

Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!

by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009

Treetard

A person deeply rooted in stupidity. Use: When you want a word to offend people without them fully knowing

Enemy Guy/Girl: Hey Stupid!

You: Hey Treetard!

by maddycatson September 1, 2012

Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.

I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!

by BrainStormer June 18, 2009

tweetando

When in a piece of music the percussion section grabs their kazoos and goes ham

Damn son dem tweetando percussion

by Robo Bitch October 31, 2016

Treetard

A retarded tree

"Wow look at that treetard that fell over"

by spegitti April 8, 2023