food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015

tweaker

An extremely overly paranoid individual usuallly high on meth or some other type of stimulant...the person is usuallyvery high strung and easily distracted by most anything.

Man, stop being a tweaker andshard farming there isn't any dope in the carpet i vaccumed..

by N9NA 9MILLAMETA August 12, 2015

tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.

Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.

by El Sadado June 17, 2008

Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

by Asking Trever August 3, 2010

sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 5, 2008

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010