twatted

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi May 13, 2005
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twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish
"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"
by cripple July 30, 2004
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twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.
mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.
by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 08, 2009
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twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes
That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful
by bu66ly March 10, 2009
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TWATS

Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society
A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.
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twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne April 02, 2005
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Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"
I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...
by Berry November 24, 2003
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