twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

Tigsist

Retard jibberish. A combination of poor hearing and the inability to speak a language other than mizzouan.

"No I swear to you, he's saying 'tigsist'!!!"

by Cripple November 07, 2003