twatilicious

a hot, good-looking guy who is a complete asshole/twat

"omg that guy is so hot but such an ass .. he's totally twatilicious!"

by Lola8838 April 25, 2009

Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010

Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

twatching

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatcork

Another word for a tampon. Fairly obvious really - it's a cork for your twat.

"May I have a box of twenty regular twatcorks, please?"

by Norville December 3, 2004

Twatching

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020

twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006