turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard August 10, 2016

turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.

1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.

by Coxweld July 4, 2009

Turtle Head

The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.

"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."

by AgentSmith16 February 23, 2011

turtle head

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018