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Turtling 

When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...
"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"

"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
Turtling by Laquisha LM May 21, 2008
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turtleing 

The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
turtleing by lakesidecreations January 7, 2010
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turtling 

When two humans feel the need for tantric gratification and one lays belly down while the other lies belly down on their back. Genital penetration may occur. Many turtling couples may be seen on Plympton street located near Harvard in Boston.
Krikey, I can't believe Tony is turtling with Liz right after she lit up that toilet!
turtling by Depth Charge May 27, 2009

Turtling 

When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.
I was giving my dog belly rubs and then he heard you come in and he started turtling!
Turtling by CeraWithaC May 9, 2015

Turtling 

Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.
Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
Turtling by campooledidit December 5, 2013

turtellini

Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo

1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.

2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.

Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
turtellini by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006

Turtleing 

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
Turtleing by louise46 December 10, 2010