Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

turkey drippings

turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007

Turdette

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Thigh turkey

A pre-negotiated technique enjoyed by some spanking fetishists (spankos): leaving the red outline of a hand print on a partner's inner thigh during intense play; an especially popular activity to spanking enthusiasts during Spanksgiving ... ummm ... Thanksgiving time.

Adriana reveals a fondness for creating something called thigh turkeys on her willing spankee. “I love doing thigh turkeys on people, because you can watch the handprint grow.” “Oh, like when you draw one for Thanksgiving!” Katherine responds. "That’s pretty cute.”

by Dex_terity November 22, 2016