jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016

Turntables

A great pair of breasts.

"Dude, have you seen her turntables? Man, I totally want to have a spin on that set!"

by Mellynelly October 26, 2009

thinstalled

A program or service that has been "compiled" into one single .exe file, for easy transportation.

I just thinstalled Photoshop CS3 so I can have it on my USB stick without installing it!

by spdaniel91 May 27, 2008

Turtally

An pronunciation affectation of the word totally

It was a turtally wonderful occasion.

by weavethehawk February 6, 2012

Turntable

When a girl sits between two guys and rubs their penis' outside their pants as if she were a DJ at the turntable. This usually leads to ski-poles.

Friend: Dude, did she give you guys hand-jobs?
Guys together: No, but she gave us the Turntable.

by DJ Urb November 3, 2009

two turntables and microphone

Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...

Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!

by Asa Guy December 28, 2008

Nebraskan Turntables

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021