tristan tales

funny

An instagrammer and youtuber. People loves his funny, goofy, and cute personality. He's a #1 fan of fidget spinners

"Have you seen Tristan Tales' daily fidget spinner tweet?"
"Yo Tristan Tales' instastory was lit asf!"

by vennedy June 13, 2017

Dirty TRISTAN

A man with a massive dick that all the girls love

My boyfriend has a dirty TRISTAN

by Trump 2024 7474 January 29, 2020

Tristan

Amazing guy who will keep you laughing no matter what. He seems shy at first, but when you get to really know him, he's really cool. He tends to bring himself down often, so you should be there to help him out and make him feel better. He may argue, but he'll usually just make a joke out of the arguement, or will apologize.

Girl1: "Have you met Tristan?"
Girl2: "Ya, he's cool."
Girl3: "You kidding? He's amazing!"
Girl1: "My thoughts exactly."

by Pimp My Heart September 5, 2009

Dirty Tristan

The most legendary of all dirty maneuvers comprable to the entire avengers team having an orgy with Hulk on top

The dirty Tristan is life's greatest experience

by Welcome to the hive May 6, 2019

Tristan

Tristan is the most amazing-est guy there ever is. His beautiful amazing eyes, his laugh, his jokes, his perfume, his personality, his everything. Tristan is a guy who would crack the awkward moments, be the most joyful person to be around, laugh at everything and anything, his silly but adorable jokes. Everyone loves Tristan. The special girl in his life (random name: Dawn) feels to be the most luckiest, happiest girl alive Bible. Tristan makes her feel endlessly loved, endlessly cared about, endlessly a lot of things. He's her world, he's her life, he's her future husband, he's her Squishy (Finding Nemo Jelly Fish), and he's her Silly Billy. Tristan is a very loved person. Dawn loves Tristan.

Boy: Have you met Tristan?

Girl: Yeah of course. Who wouldn't love to meet Tristan? He's such a babe.

by Dashian2013 June 19, 2013

Durkistan

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.

We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing

by BOHC December 19, 2009

Tristan

A boy that acts very very very very very VERY gay but yet is actually straight

Brooke: Who is Tristan?
Ryan: my daddy

by Hayyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2019