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turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.
THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004
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turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.
Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!
by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005
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Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.
Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.
by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019
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Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
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turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts
susie's turkeys fly at midnight
by joseph jay June 28, 2007
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Turkism

To give vague details and/or cryptic hints about something generally causing frustration with your audience.
"Eden wouldn't tell us which tranny he porked. He only gave a few ambiguous clues. The fucker totally dropped a turkism on us"
by CSi OT'er January 10, 2006
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