Turdie McCrappeton

A fat, stinky dude who is either constipated or suffering from diarrhea at any given time. He lives in a trailer right next to the Pottery Barn and has 4 cats living in his house.

Turdie McCrapperton likes to touch on little girls

by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003

turdito

a mexican turd comprised usually of buritos/ nachos and tequila can often talk

DUDE: omg rofl a turdito

TURDITO: fuck you

by SDHGSDHED December 9, 2008

Turdiest

A superlative equivalent to "shittiest".

Justin Bieber's songs are the turdiest songs I've never heard.

by awesomeguy74 March 31, 2011

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017

trudite

A lover of Justin TRUDeau

TRudeau and his gang of Trudites in parliament

by Brcanuck October 29, 2020

turdsterstudell

The act of ejaculating on a freshly produced piece of feces.

I just took a shit and it felt so good I decided to make a quick turdsterstudell while I was there.

by Gooddaytoyousir June 28, 2024

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026