Tuberose

Having a love so indescribable it's both horrifying and beautiful. Being both heartbroken and in love at the same time so intensely that you don't know what to do with it. You're afraid because you've never had a love like this and you wonder if you deserve it because it's beautiful. The state of mind where all you want to do is run into their arms and tell them how you feel, even if you have no idea how.

Person 1: "I don't know, I want to say that I care. That I love. But I don't know how. It's practically impossible."
Person 2: "I think you've got the case of Tuberose. Question is, what are you going to do about it?"
Person1: "...Say screw it. There's still a chance for me. I 'm going for it, no matter what the outcome may be."

Tuberose by DDUduwhat January 21, 2019

you tube train 

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.

Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.

you tube train by jimwade December 16, 2009

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR 

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR by DCFads2 September 23, 2019

Tubejack 

When someone interrupts a conversation or social-gathering to show the latest viral (Youtube) video on their smartphone.

"Stu, put away that freakin' iPhone. I'm not gonna let you tubejack another dinner party with those dumbass videos.

Tubejack by StaPo July 17, 2011

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

Powdered tube steak by Danjazone November 29, 2019

red lid tube

A sterile, plastic tube with a red lid similar in nature to those marketed by Falcon but from a (much) cheaper manufacturer.

PhD student 1: We're out of red lid tubes.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.

Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.

red lid tube by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

doob tube 

A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.

Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.

doob tube by ecotton December 28, 2005