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Schrödinger’s Tiddy

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
by autopatch December 6, 2019
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turdy seven

"thanks to you were number one in turdy seven countries"- Niall Horan
by hiu[dghjkrel; November 21, 2013
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Teddy Pig

n. A description used for the Welsh Corgi, due to its resemblance to an admixture of a teddy bear and a pig.
"Dawwww, look at those little teddy pigs looking for belly rubs!"
by MercenaryGumbo February 26, 2017
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feel turdy

Being in need of taking a shit. Not urgent, but still...
- I gotta get home soon. I feel turdy.
by htshame November 3, 2017
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Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.
by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010
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Teddy Talk

A Teddy Talk is a pseudo-intellectual rant that is fueled by copious marijuana consumption. Common topics include the singularity of technology, simplified interpretations of perception, and entrepreneurial ideas that when reviewed sober have no potential. Everyday happenings are characterized as “mystical” in an attempt to create some kind of philosophical content.
I went to Teddy’s room to smoke a bowl and got a Teddy Talk. Apparently we are gonna evolve into an infinite sequence of information.
by Jphilosophy April 23, 2010
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Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.
Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."
by xavy340 July 8, 2009
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