Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

trumpiocentrism

A belief that everything in the known universe revolves around you, marked by a lack of empathy for others, a primal need to be worshiped, a persecution complex, and burning desire to turn any discussion not involving you back to you, making being a functional representative of other people impossible. It is common for someone in this place to bring up irrelevant, if minor past glories and create an alternate reality as a distraction from the present moment, attacking others as a defense mechanism against the inevitable cognitive dissonance.

The people who voted in 2016 for Donald Trump thought they were electing a successful businessman who was capable of sober, rational thought and out-of-the-box thinking and would be able to fix the problems in Washington. They underestimated the magnitude of his trumpiocentrism and the rest of us are watching in horror as the man falls into madness. We can only hope Mueller completes his investigation and puts an end to this sad chapter in American history before Trump brings the rest of the country and world down with him.

by jdubhub68 January 14, 2018

Trumpificate

(Verb). To speak with arrogant authority, even though the speaker has no idea what he or she is talking about.

1) My idiot bos trumpificates in all of our meetings.

by Xero C()()L February 11, 2017

Trumpicide

The self-inflicted, career-killing act perpetuated upon oneself, possibly unwittingly, when attempting to publicly demean or defame another powerful individual regardless of intent.

Kathy Griffin unknowingly committed 'Trumpicide' when performing a stunt involving the effigial, bloody head of the sitting President of the United States.

by BigHarpe June 3, 2017

Trumpetier

One who blindly and ignorantly touts Donald Trumps praises, expresses themselves through bullying and ranting, and has no clue what it means to be a truly productive citizen of the USA.

Suddenly more and more of my consertive friends have lost their senses and have become Trumpetiers.

by AzRythm June 21, 2016

trumpified

An area that has been completely tapped of all resources and has since become ignored. May be policed by a private "security" team. Live there at your own risk.

If you saw Back to the Future 2 think of Hill Valley when Biff took over and you'll know what trumpified means.

If Donald Trump becomes President, he will trumpify the entire nation.

by Member 248791 November 8, 2016

Trumpite

A strict devotee of Putin’s Bitch, aka the 45th POTUS, one who is so devoted to him and his Russian cause that they feel they would never part ways with him over anything he says or does.

I understand that a big part of being a dyed in the wool Trumpite is that there is an underlying secret hope of becoming a megalo-millionaire like Cohen and Manafort and others, working closely with the mafia or oligarchs, but without the going to prison part later on down the line.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019