Noun: A bad ass mofo who likes to get down and dirty. Loves the expression "What?!", and usually has a very noticeable laugh. Stay out of her way, when Tressa is mad nothing can stop her. Avoid her at all costs.
Verb: to cause physical abuse, afflict, belt, bite, blemish, bruise, burn, cramp, cut, cut up, damage, disable, do violence, flail, flog, harm, impair, injure, kick, lacerate, lash, maltreat, mar, maul, mess up, nip, pierce, pinch, pommel, prick, pummel, punch, puncture, punish, rough up, shake up, slap, slug, smart, spank, spoil, squeeze, stab, sting, tear, throb, torment, torture, trouble, wax, whack, whip, wing, wound, wrack up, wring, and pain to innocent by-standers;
Verb: to cause physical abuse, afflict, belt, bite, blemish, bruise, burn, cramp, cut, cut up, damage, disable, do violence, flail, flog, harm, impair, injure, kick, lacerate, lash, maltreat, mar, maul, mess up, nip, pierce, pinch, pommel, prick, pummel, punch, puncture, punish, rough up, shake up, slap, slug, smart, spank, spoil, squeeze, stab, sting, tear, throb, torment, torture, trouble, wax, whack, whip, wing, wound, wrack up, wring, and pain to innocent by-standers;
by walmartcashier July 16, 2011
Get the Tressa mug.The land of kings and gods called the smoggies fed by the dish of made up of every amazing people and things that has ever lived. Not to be linked or associated with the Geordies or the Mackems. Weekly meeting are held at the "Riverside stadium" held by the leader of all religions and governing bodys Tony Mowbray. The meetings consist of watching the Boro win against every shit team in the league.
Sad geordie "I can't live in this shithole anymore I wish I lived in TEESSIDE"
Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
Sad Mackem "Shame they have class in TEESSIDE so we arn't allowed"
by Borolad345 December 13, 2012
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Tessica is a role model.
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Darcy: you guys are so mean
Darcy: you guys are so mean
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Get the Tressla mug.A hippie squatter, who, under the guise of protesting the harvest of old-growth redwood trees, makes a home (sometimes for years) in the branches of a tree marked for harvest. Known for: basking in the media limelight, a narcissisticly romantic self-image as an eco-warrior (and possible author, if they can land a book deal!), and creating an opportunity for all their treesitter-wannabe buddies to erect a small tent city around the target tree. Also known for displacing hoards of native animals and insects from their woodsy homes, and wreaking havoc on the environment and the tree itself, by dumping massive amounts of trash and human waste, attracting untold amounts of foot traffic, and the non-stop pumping of diesel generator smog, fumes, and noise, into an otherwise pristine and untouched redwood forrest.
Dude 1:
"Hey man, you remember that homeless dirtbag hippie dude that used to hang on the corner and panhandle? Did he croak or something? I haven't seen him around..."
Dude 2:
"Last I heard, he hitched a ride to Humboldt and became a treesitter."
Dude 1:
"Bet he's lookin' for a pot o' gold at the end of that eco-rainbow!"
"Hey man, you remember that homeless dirtbag hippie dude that used to hang on the corner and panhandle? Did he croak or something? I haven't seen him around..."
Dude 2:
"Last I heard, he hitched a ride to Humboldt and became a treesitter."
Dude 1:
"Bet he's lookin' for a pot o' gold at the end of that eco-rainbow!"
by mr_dujour February 27, 2012
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