tradge

tradge is a shorter version of tragic that can be used in a slang way.

“omg that dress is so tradge” , or , “omg my aunt died that’s tradge”

by willneskrrrquavo July 9, 2019

Chris Treadwell

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.

Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.

by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017

Tredge

To walk a seemingly impossible distance whilst under the influence of Marijuana.

"Do you wanna tredge it to the biscuits for me"
"Tredge me a cuppa would you?"

by jcrg January 3, 2010

Treadwell

An individual who possesses the lion-share of common sense, and uses it to his advantage; one who exhibits integrity and a strong work ethic (deriving from ancestral survival on the Georgia farmlands); one who works hard but understands the concept of KISS (Keep It Simple Simple); one who finds the simplest route to accomplish a goal and enjoys great success as well as the ability to relax and enjoy the fruits of his labor; one who lives by the credo "Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan"; one who only chooses a college major that has a career associated with it, otherwise what is the point?; practical yet fun and willing to take reasonable risks.

I woke up late but the Treadwell in me pushed me to get to work on time and get the job done. I planned to be lazy but the Treadwell in me urged me to complete the task. I wanted to buy a Mercedes but the Treadwell in me bought the Honda instead. I thought about just laying low this weekend but the Treadwell in me pushed me to do something different, something new.

by Gabriella di Sorrento February 3, 2010

Treadwell

A term commonly used to describe a night of drinking that includes at least 25 shots or more.

John- Man, I think I'm gonna do a Treadwell tonight

Jimmy- Bro... ok... but don't call me in the morning to clean up all the puke.

by keefkeef123 December 11, 2012

Treadmeal

That thing when you order food while exercising on a treadmill.

I’m spinning and jumping and lifting weights and treadmealing all at the same time!

by seamlessyourmom September 19, 2013

treadbed

When the sleeping situation at your summer share house is overcapacity and there are no beds left, you are forced to take the pillows from the pull out couch and create a bed on the treadmill. You are simultaneously sleeping and burning calories.

Jane rolled into the share house crank bank shwasted and dove right onto her treadbed where she slept soundly all night!

by Salphabet September 4, 2015