a mix of snacks that can be bought in $.25 bags in city grocery stores: Usually a combination pork rinds, flammin' hots, hot fries, and/or hot fritos
Cory: Dan, give me some of your ghetto trail mix.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
Dan: Aiigght.
Cory: (shocked) You put Oreos in this?!?!? Shoot, you don't even know what ghetto trail mix is.
by Cory Gerdts January 14, 2007
by KillerMike39 November 6, 2019
When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
any combination of at least three ingredients that can be found in a vending machine, usually containing at least one spicy item.
Jak: What you eatin' there, Epp?
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
Epp: Ghetto trail mix, dude: pork rinds, oreos, and flamin' hot cheetos.
by Mr. Attack August 11, 2006
The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.
by NephthysScream July 11, 2010
by Grizzly_Man November 3, 2015
1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.
2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.
2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.
2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.
by Richard Thimble April 19, 2011