Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

I Write Sins Not Tradegies

A song by Panic! At The Disco off of the album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
The Chorus of I Write Sins Not Tradegies

by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020