The sister of someone who lives in Orange County and showed her boobs to the world on MTV. A *fap* girl.
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He went to the party but she made out with his best friend. So he went home and shot ectoplasm into his towelie.
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The object used to clean up sperm after one male has told another male u take one corner ill take another.
In hughs house he gives stephen some of his dads porn and says u take one corner ill take another, hugh proceeds to wank and clean up his cum with towelie and stephen plays jurassic park on de playstation
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