lady's low toupee

A merkin, or other type of pubic wig.

She was wearing a lady's low toupee

by Jon K July 10, 2004

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

Toupee with chinstrap

A woman Too much bush and not enough bikini. Aka smuggling Chewbacca in her panties.

Did that woman on the beach. She was sporting a Toupee with chinstrap.

by The Anomalous February 20, 2024

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by Emily Huu April 8, 2019

TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

by Francis7 October 1, 2010

turd toupee

Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.

I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.

by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025