shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.
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When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
Get the Turtle Touching Cotton mug.phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching
"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"
"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"
by /b/rother January 10, 2007
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verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008
Get the Touching cloth mug.When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
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