Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013

tothing

Running around pointlessly in a game instead of actually playing it.

"Why does Bob run around like that instead of actually playing?" "Oh, he's tothing"

by Garris0n January 6, 2013

Tashinga

A Male Tashinga is of the timid sort. They tend to be lanky, short but very sweet men. Tashinga is a mummy’s boy as he relies on her for everything from choosing his breakfast to tucking him in at night. He can be very intelligent and is more academically confident than artistic. Some may take his clean, Organizational ways as a sign of homosexuality or bisexuality. Fortunately for them, Tashinga’s are blessed with god like penis’ which compensate all his femininity and can take a woman to the stars. Most would assume he doesn’t have much down there due to the Japanese origins of his name. He has no problem lasting long in bed However isn’t the most romantic person outside of the bedroom. His awkward ways make expressing any sort of romance challenging.

But if you’re into awkward dinners and mega dick, make Tashinga your boyfriend.

Girl 1 : Tashinga took me out and he was SO AWKWARD
Girl 2 : ...just wait til he takes you upstairs, then you’ll stop complaining

by King of Awkward November 26, 2018

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

Salad Tossing

To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

Very Work Friendly-
Hey Brian, can you take my shift on Friday? I don't know Darren, Can u Toss my Salad?
- In front of family- I'll do the dishes if you "toss my salad"

by dom April 9, 2005

Tossing up your adrenals

Violently throwing up, as opposed to vomiting with ease.

Don't you love how easily cats vomit? It would be cool to be able to just cough, instead of tossing up your adrenals.

by PooPooPeePee2 July 28, 2010