twanker

Insult: someone who is both twat and wanker.

He's such a twanker!

by LoveHoneyBunny May 6, 2004

topwater craw daddy

Something often yelled while preparing for a fishing trip that will probably suck.

"Topwater craw daddy!" Logan yelled before boarding the canoe for yet another sucky fishing trip.

by mitchthugdaddy July 31, 2009

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

Twanker

Someone who is a complete annoyance. therfore they are a twat and a wanker . Twat + wanker = twanker!

Did you see how John talked to her hes such a TWANKERRRRR

by JamesIsToBentForME August 6, 2016

Twanker

Twanker the name for a Male who thinks it's ok to see a bird but then play up to every other girl behind her back.

Kieran is a right twanker, sleazy as hell.

by missdjdebbie January 16, 2020

Twanker

Twanker or Twank for short is someone who is both a twat and a wanker

'Jack is such a little Twanker'

by TheWordMan11 May 21, 2021

twanker

A combination of “twat” and “wanker” accidentally/intentionally being combined in a sentence, used to describe someone who is both douchey and an idiot at the same time

I can’t believe they made Loki do that; they made him look like such a twanker!

by crescendollsystem555 January 8, 2022