SiRuS's definitions

Brentwood

The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.

"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."

by SiRuS January 5, 2004

warsh

God knows where this phrase came from, it means something that is complete shit.

"what a load of warsh!"

by SiRuS January 4, 2004

wacked

wicked. First coined by childerens TV presenters Ant and Dec.

"Ant and Dec were killed horribly? wacked!!"

by SiRuS January 4, 2004

twanker

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

by SiRuS May 26, 2004

galactic whore

A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.

victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time
being a galactic whore.

by Sirus May 15, 2003

sperm guzzler

A gay super slut who by regularly sucking off total strangers ingests large amounts of semen

you dirty sperm guzzling slut!

by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese monkey

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

by Sirus May 15, 2003