Skip to main content

noptional

The combination of not+optional; having to do something, not being able to decide against it, its not optional.
"Hey Morgan, want to go to Florida for spring break?'
"Oh, I dont know"
"Too bad, you're going. Its Noptional"
by somerandomdude1257 December 1, 2013
mugGet the noptional mug.

Optional Lesbian

Characters in a video game that the player character of any gender can date
Damn, Stardew Valley has so many Optional Lesbians.
by Biggleman May 29, 2018
mugGet the Optional Lesbian mug.

non-optional

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
by Sconie December 16, 2008
mugGet the non-optional mug.

Stoptional

1.Either blowing through a stop sign while driving a motor vehicle, or failing to come to a complete stop; rolling stop

2. A stop sign in the middle of nowhere with no law enforcement or other drivers in the vicinity.
The cop, sitting behind the bend, gave the woman a ticket for her stoptional at the intersection.

Driving 95mph on the emptpy country road, Micheal observed the stoptional and blew through the intersection.
by Slapshotjpm April 14, 2009
mugGet the Stoptional mug.

stoptional

1. Not completely stopping at a stop sign, but going through it. The majority of drivers do this.

2. In those rare instances when for some reason a stop light won't turn green, or turns red for no real reason. Usually when the light is old and doesn't have a sensor to tell it where traffic is coming from, but there can be other factors.
1. This sign isn't stoptional. There's a cop right over there.

2. Dude, there's a bus parked on the sensor over there. The light is never going to turn, just go through it. It's stoptional.
by Rook218 June 16, 2007
mugGet the stoptional mug.

Stoptional Sign

Any stop sign located in a town with an incredibly small population in which no one is ever around. Also includes any stop sign at any location promptly after 2 a.m. If the stop sign meets one or both of the criteria, the sign is identified as stoptional and the driver is no longer lawfully obligated to stop. If he or she does so, it is only to be courteous.
Driver: It's already past curfew! There's no time to stop at this stop sign!

Passenger: Dude, chill. It's a stoptional sign.
by nineseat January 8, 2009
mugGet the Stoptional Sign mug.

Stoptional

Any stop sign with a white rim around it. Can be avoided if the driver so chooses to do so.
Cody: Hey jon, why is you stopping at that there red thing.
Jonny B: Cause cody, its a stop sign
Cody: No it ain't, it gots that white thingy around it
Jonny B: Good Call, Rules are for squares
Logan : Logan FTW Stoptional FTL
by Logan Harris February 28, 2009
mugGet the Stoptional mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email