muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Toppers

Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).

Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game

by Notarize January 7, 2021

Story Topper

A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.

"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."


"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."



"....Story Topper"

by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008

Tuppen

A most beautiful and wonderful person, very attractive and secretly amazing at sex. That one person you would do anything for or to get, fun to be around and generally amazing. the indisputable pinnacle of compliments.

Scrappy: "She turned out to be a complete tuppen, im glad i got her in the end"

CJ: "I am glad, gotta get me one of those"

by JakAAA April 20, 2010

tuppenny upright

Sexual intercourse with a prostitute while standing up against a street wall.

Old street slang, meaning sexual intercourse while standing upright with the prostitute against a wall for a tuppenny. Today it means a quick shag with a prostitute for a small some of money, typically £5. Hense, tuppenny upright, quickie against the wall for a small sum.

by Kenjar December 9, 2008

choccy topping

That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door'

oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping

by PGTips April 26, 2006