tootstain

A tootstain is a stain that leaves a wet, yet soft poop stain in the underwear, caused by a quiet fart.

Not to be confused with fartstain.

Jane Doe: "fffffff"
John Doe: "What the hell was that, honey?"
Jane Doe: "I believe I just tooted!"
John Doe: "That sounded wet."
Jane Doe: "Oh damnit, it looks like I gave myself a tootstain."

by Mary Jizzle May 6, 2008

Tootsiejob

When you stick your dick into a girls ass and it is covered in shit. Then she proceeds to lick it off until you ejaculate.

Dude 1: I heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
Dude 2: Yeah brosif; it was awesome when my dick was covered in all that shit but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn't even bother to shower.

by podizzle September 23, 2009

Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees

That girl has the cutest tootsies

by Getta February 16, 2008

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

tootish

the art of being rude, or acting like a toot.

the lady at the store was yelling at me, and acting so tootish.

by belljingle June 24, 2016

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

tootse

n- what you call someone; equivalent to "hunny" or "sugar"

Freddy G.- "How ya doin' tootse?"

by Tessa V. October 5, 2005