tootley toot

When you don't know the words to a song but you know how the song goes, you just tootley toot!

Allison: Hey Bill!

Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?

Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.

Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?

Allison: Bill do you like music?

Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?

Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...

Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!

Allison: Oh really what is it?

Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.

Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?

Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.

*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*

Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.

Tom: What are you guys talking about?

Allison: Nothing.

*Bill winks at Allison*

Tom: Whatever. Pfft.

Abortionist: You guys ready or what?

Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.

*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*

by fingernails September 7, 2009

Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.

"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."

by otter85 August 1, 2009

tootlemootle

A name you would give to someone you are incredibly fond of and are very comfortable with. Commonly used in Narnia. Plural: Tootlemootles.

"Are we still tootlemootles, Sherlock?"

"Yes.Sadly we are only tootlemootles, John."

by llamas&lions September 11, 2015

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Toolterriann

A cool chick who knows her way with or a pro at using vibrators or any hand or power tools

That Treasa is a real toolterriann

by James Wazenya October 3, 2017

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

Trippy Toother

Trippy Toother: A combination of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (better known as LSD or Acid) and Methamphetamine (known as Meth, Ice, Speed, Crank, or Tweak). The name is derived from the mixtures affect on the body. This is inhibiting gum disease and the falling out of teeth (Meth Mouth) while at the same time making the person trip balls.

Jameson: Bro, what the fuck is up with her?
Samson: Ah she’s just on that Trippy Toother.
Jameson: So she’s a tweaker?
Samson: Kinda, just more groovy…

by SammyboyHuntz June 7, 2021