by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020
Get the Pulling A Toobin mug.25-year-old Tomlinson, widely known as the Sassmasta from Doncasta, hedgehog, etc. is part of the world's biggest (and sexiest) boyband, One Direction. They are currently on hiatus but not to fear, Louis is still poppin' but his ankles are nowhere to be seen. He's a twink and his accent in his newest single 'Miss You' - buy and stream Miss You on iTunes, Spotify, and PlayStore - makes EVERYONE nut.
Insta Stan 1: Louis Tomlinson is the light of my life, he is a king and I am his willing slave, he is such a precious human, and he is small, and he is beautiful.
Insta Stan 2: Sis, we been knew !
Insta Stan 2: Sis, we been knew !
by harryspeach December 11, 2017
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Mike Tomlin is a character played by Omar Epps on the popular television series known as the "NFL". Mike Tomlin is an American football head coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Guy 1: Wow, I didn't know Mike Tomlin won a Super Bowl.
Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
Guy 2: No, you're mistaken. Mike Tomlin is just a fictional character. He is really Omar Epps.
by rbarazan March 1, 2010
Get the Mike Tomlin mug.Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
by awootism1212121 November 13, 2020
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Get the toliet muscle mug.Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
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