tolcheck

to hit; strike with force

He tolchecked the veck.

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

tooched

gettin hella baked lmao

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"

by Dank Magician December 8, 2013

8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

by swall67 July 9, 2011

toolshed

Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".

" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"

by Fearman May 24, 2008

toulche

Someone who embodies that characteristics of both a tool and a douche.

Some may say the very combination of these words together and saying them out loud makes one a toulche.

"Look at that toulche over there, talking about freedom with his faux hawk."

by Amanda and Heather December 13, 2008

Tijuana Toolshed

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

Toouche

TOOUCHE:

{two-shhh}
A male who is not only a TOOL but also a DOUCHE.

Ryan is such a TOOUCHE.

Tony made a total TOOUCHE move last night.

The cross between tool and douche is TOOUCHE.

by allergictotoouches January 8, 2011