tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....

dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?

by Correct April 8, 2006

Tooken

A dumbass version of the word "taken". Like seriously who the fuck even uses this word? Like what the fuck!? IT ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH YO!

You should have tooken your brain out of your head and stomped it into the ground because you clearly didn't learn ANYTHING in school you fucking tard

by anonymous June 16, 2021

Tooken

Tooken is the same as taken. We don’t know which hospital she was taken to. They use tooken for where

We don’t know where she was “tooken” said the ER female employee at a 3rd world hospital in a USA major inner city hospital attached to a state university in the United States.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine August 28, 2021

tookie

Rhymes with "spookie," a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found "redemption" when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. Complete coward.

Tookie should've been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the Cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.

by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005

Tooker

“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).

by Tooker November 7, 2013

Tooked

When a non-native english speaker tries to communicate with other people in English and decides to use the "take" word without actually knowing all the variations.

This item is taked.. um sorry, tooked from that place.

by benom June 4, 2018

tooken

1. Ghetto form of taken.
2. Said usually by 10 year old noobs whom seem to enjoy butchering the English language when they luck out and overcome a pro.
3. Grammatically incorrect pronunciation of taken of which was mistakenly said by a classmate of mine in the sixth grade when reffering to the fact that we'd taken an English test.

a) Dawg! I just tooken ya to the rim.
b) OWnZEd!!1! i ToOkENeD uRE BAsE!11!! alL Ur BaZE AreZd b3L0nG tEh m3!!!!11!!!one!
c) I've tooken an English test.

by none4any1 January 4, 2007